massachusetts

massachusetts
1. (massachusetts) (2051↑, 317↓)
n. A whole lot of chusetts

That is one serious massachusetts.

2. (Massachusetts) (1140↑, 240↓)
Most dencely populated per square mile state in the northeast. Known for the Redsox, Patriots, bad drivers, highways with two different names (128 is I-95, for all you out-of-staters), Dunkin Donuts, wicked bad gramma, friggin cold winters, wicked hot summers, unpredictable weather, and people who hate the New York Yankees.

I'm from Boston Massachusetts and I drive betta than you.

3. (massachusetts) (1007↑, 513↓)
greatest state ever home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX\!\!\! Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck and thats why massachusetts is awesome

massachusetts is awesome because we have TWO champion teams

4. (massachusetts) (649↑, 248↓)
Home of the World Champion Boston Red Sox AND New England Patriots.

Person \#1: I'm from Boston Person \#2: Damn you. I'm from St. Louis and we're your bitch

5. (Massachusetts) (615↑, 253↓)
State where I was born, live in, and mostly likely will die in. The best state in the United States. It is a cold place in the winter months but never gets too hot and it is not as heavily taxed as most states these days, it is 34th out of 50 making the Taxachusetts insult obsolete now. It has more culture than the rest of New England, great universities, and an exstensive amount of history.

Massachusetts was the sixth state to join the Union.

6. (massachusetts) (436↑, 232↓)
A very wonderful state located in the always beautiful new england. Cold snowy winters,warm sunny summers,colorful treed autumns,and flowering springs. Home of the most wonderful Boston Red sox and New England Patriots. Let me add that westfield is the bestfield of mass.

Red sox and pats rule Mass

Author: Elizabeth from bestfield http://massachusetts.urbanup.com/1012953
7. (massachusetts) (245↑, 121↓)
A state located in New England. Boston is the largest city in Massachusetts, and [Worcester] is the second biggest.

New Hampshire people tend to hate people from Massachusetts, but they're just jealous because there's more things to do in Massachusetts than there is in New Hampshire.

8. (massachusetts) (244↑, 134↓)
A state located in New England that all other states should give thanks to, purely for the fact we started this country. And if any other state says otherwise, it is a widespread idea that these states should be given to the canadans, because everyone knows that canadans don't count.

Thank you Masachusetts for being both senic and beautiful, and harsh and dirty. Especially thank you Southie for breeding some of the best scum of the earth.

9. (Massachusetts) (199↑, 95↓)
The state name that everyone hates spelling.

Tommy: Brian, how do you spell, "Massachusetts?" Brian: Fuck you, Tommy.

10. (Massachusetts) (486↑, 390↓)
A state part of New England where gays can get married. It is also home to the Red Sox, Super bowl champion Patriots, the Bruins, and the wicked sucky celtics and also called taxachusetts because the taxes are to damn high

I live in Massachusetts.

11. (Massachusetts) (189↑, 105↓)
Home to quite a few sports teams, such as the Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, Boston Celtics, Boston Bruins, Worcester Ice Cats, and a bunch of other less important ones. The first perfect game of baseball was pitched in Worcester (my hometown). Also, Robert Cormier, and Esther Forbes, both famous authors are from Worcester. Massachusetts is home to one of the most famous orchestras in the world (Boston Pops), one of only five in the US which have starting salary's of $100,000. Also, MA is home to the only institution in the North East dedicated to the collection, preservation, exhibition, and interpretation of arms and armor. (Higgins Armory Museum-Worcester) Worcester also houses the nation's "finest pre-Civil War concert hall," Mechanics Hall. Massachusetts played a very important part in the development of the American nation, beginning with the Pilgrims. Also, there were the Salem Witch Trials, the Battles of Concord and Lexington, , the Boston Tea Party, and all those things you learn in American History class. Massachusetts is also the first state to allow gay marriages, much to the chagrin of many residents. There are gay festivals held in Boston Common every summer. I accidentally walked into one unknowingly... Also, Massachusetts is a great example of the renowned 'Crazy New England Weather.' Theres snow in the winter (a LOT), it gets WICKED HOT in the summer, there is beautiful foliage in the fall, and pretty blossoms in the spring. Terms from this region include WICKED, FRIGGIN, which can be used separately, or together (WICKED FRIGGIN), BUBBLER (water fountain), JIMMIES (sprinkles), UEY (u turn), Candlepin Bowling, COMMON (park in the middle of the city), and CELLAR (basement). Massachusetts has in it a bunch of important universities, such as Harvard, MIT, Wellesley, WPI, and Tufts. As well as like 12345 other colleges and universities...I mean theres more colleges in my city then there are in the whole state of Alaska, I'm not even kidding\!

I live in Massachusetts, as opposed to, you living in Massachusetts...Chargoggamanchaugagoggcharbunnagungamog... aka...Webster Lake

12. (massachusetts) (177↑, 99↓)
the best place in the world. It has more history than probably any other U.S. state. It is also home to the country's most aggressive drivers, the Kennedys, the world's best colleges and universites, many democrats, the New England Patriots, the beloved Boston Red Sox, married gays, and the best people you will ever meet. It costs a fortune to live here, taxes are ridiculous, and everyone you know is either irish or italian, or both, and hating the NY Yankees is part of culture. People who live here experience the best of all four seasons and have easy access to beaches, lakes, rivers, and mountains (for skiing). Its not unusual for residents to use New Hampshire for its tax-free prices and illegal fireworks. ;]

person 1: where do you live? person 2: I live in Massachusetts. person 1: Lucky. shit i live in friggen Montana

13. (Massachusetts) (139↑, 114↓)
a wicked awesome state where people can enjoy all four seasons without leaving. home of Boston, second best US city to New York. home of 2 champion sports teams-the Boston Red Sox and the New England Patriots\! Don't forget the Bruins as well\! Home of some of the greatest colleges and universities known to man. we have mountains, rivers, lakes, an ocean, ponds, national parks and monuments, and other cool things too good to beat\! Massachusetts is the.. Most Awesome Super State Allowing Christians Hindus Unitarians Shintos Even Taoists To Shine

Massachusetts is "The Spirit of America."

14. (Massachusetts) (19↑, 13↓)
A state in North Eastern Part of the United States. it is part of New England. A state where our professional teams are amazing. teams like the Boston cannons, the Boston Blazers, The New England Patriots, The Boston Bruins, The Boston Red Sox and the Boston Celtics. It is a hot bed of amazing up and coming sports athletes. We drive bad, Grammar is bad, we get into arguments over small incidents, we hate the Yankees and anyone who supports them, we have amazing Universities and people come from all over to come to these schools. Our weather is just perfect. it never gets too cold or never too hot. The highway system is confusing but not to locals. Many cranberry bogs here are important to people just because of ice skating. one of many states to decriminalization weed. just an all around amazing state.

person 1: yo, that guy is from massachusetts. person 2: oh, he must be amazing at things.

Author: slamma damma ding dong http://massachusetts.urbanup.com/5473184
15. (Massachusetts) (37↑, 31↓)
the only state in American that black people can't pronounce.

black person: Yo, where you from? white person: I'm from Massachusetts. black person: Massa-what? white person: Mass-a-chu-setts black person: Mass-a-shu-chetts? white person: Mass-a-chu-setts black person: Mass-a-chu-shetts? white person: Mass-a-chu-setts black person: Mass-a-shu-sheets? white person: Mass-a-chu-setts black person: fuck it. I hate that place.

16. (Massachusetts) (27↑, 28↓)
Home of the Mass-holes.

I live in Massachusetts.

17. (massachusetts) (89↑, 91↓)
No,everyone is not gay in the Commonwealth (those are mostly out-of-towners) and no we don't talk "funny" you do. Massachusetts DID NOT lose population in 2000 or 2005. It always gains population, mostly around Boston. It's very crowded. In fact all the people are kind of a pain in the ass. It in fact is one of the most densly populated states in the country. And New Hamster residents all work in Massachusetts and live close to it's border because there are NO JOBS in New Hamster. New Hamster can not provide enough gainful employment for it's own measly 1.4 million (Jesus after all these years of hearing how "everyone" is moving up there,that's it\! 1.4 million\!) population. Pathetic. And please stop sending your homeless and deinstitutionalized mental patients on buses down to Boston, the Commonwealth has enough of it's own thank you very much. And taxes are not high, 34 out of 50 states. And for a state of it's size and diversity with a huge urban area it's crime rate is low. And negro please, don't get me started on our wicked excellent Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics and Bruins. And our award winning professional soccer franchise whose name escapes me at the moment but the whole world knows they're on point. Massachusetts is on point. Just travel up the road to New Hamster if you don't believe me.

Dude, I gotta drive to Massachusetts every day because there ain't no work in New Hamster.

Author: whatthefucksyourproblemboss? http://massachusetts.urbanup.com/2080890
18. (Massachusetts) (51↑, 78↓)
The land where the [pilgrims] landed. Massachusetts is one of the only two states in the the US to be in the International Cool Club(The other State being [Connecticut]), on that note, Massachusetts was the first state in the US to legalize gay marriage(Connecticut being the second). "Massachusetts" is Algonquian for "Near the great little-mountains", or "at the great hill", usually identified as Great Blue Hill on the border of Milton and Canton, Massachusetts. The capital of Massachusetts is Boston, named after the city of the same name in England, in fact, most names of places in Massachusetts come from places in England. Many insults geared towards Massachusetts are outdated as are most stereotypes these days, For one "Taxachusetts" doesn't really make sense anymore as out of 50 states Massachusetts' taxes are ranked \#34. The population of Massachusetts is estimated 6,497,967, (87.89% White, 7.58% Black, 0.65% Natives, 5.13% Asian, 0.17% Pacific Islander) Breakdown of Whites is 23.5% Irish, 13.5% Italian, 12.9% French/French Canadian, 11.4% English, 5.9% German. Massachusetts also has large communities of people of Finnish and Swedish descent; Armenian, Lebanese (Worcester) descent, Greek Americans, Lithuanian Americans and Polish Americans. Massachusetts "Yankees," of colonial English ancestry, still have a strong presence. The religious affiliations of the people of Massachusetts, according to a 2001 survey, are shown in the table below: Christian – 69% Catholic – 44% Protestant – 22% Baptist – 4% Congregational/United Church of Christ – 3% Episcopal – 3% Methodist – 2% Pentecostal – 2% Other Protestant or general Protestant – 8% Other or General Christian – 3% Jewish – 2% Other Religions – 6% Non-Religious – 16% Refused to answer – 7% Another dated insult towards Bay stater's is the "Poor driving" insult, which is VERY dated as a recent study showed that Massachusetts actually has some of the better drivers in modern times. The highest point in Massachusetts is Mount Greylock. Massachusetts sports teams include Red soxs, Patriots(Although they technically represent New England not Massachusetts) and some other sports teams, but Sports don't really matter in Massachusetts, what does is Education\! Massachusetts contains many high class colleges and university's, Harvard, MIT, and many others. While the original year it was measured is unknown, its in the records that the man with the worlds longest penis was from Framingham Massachusetts, and no man has beaten the record to this day. Massachusetts is a very liberal and Democratic state, having been a blue state every year since 1984. Massachusetts is home to Cape cod and Nantucket, which are of note because they're why it's called the Bay state. The thing about Massachusetts is that while you can prove a US Stereotype in the south or on the west coast, in Massachusetts trying to see if a stereotype is true will get people angry with you because they'll be able to tell you're trying to see if they'll act stupid for your Canadian Television show and they'll Passive aggressively tell you that they aren't going to get any luck in Massachusetts. In the end this is probably the longest but most accurate definition of Massachusetts on Urban Dictionary, and by the way, it isn't at all hard to pronounce or spell Massachusetts, Mah-sah-choo-sets, Two S's in Mass, two T's in Setts, An A after Mass, then a Chu, then Setts, it's very easy, if you can't pronounce it then you obviously aren't from Massachusetts.

as in "Obama didn't really need to campaign in Massachusetts after he got past the primary's, he knew they were going to vote for him", "I'm sorry I can't take the Homophobic slurs and abuse anymore, I'm moving to Massachusetts", "Another discovery at the University of Massachusetts today..."

19. (Massachusetts) (31↑, 61↓)
A state in the Northeast with perhaps the most history in the country (i.e. the American Revolution, the Salem Witch Trials, the Pilgrims) that may have a bad wrap with the rest of the country; we are often referred to as Mass-Holes for our bad driving. It must just be something in the Water. You know from you're from this state if you pronounce any 'er' word with an 'ah' (i.e. Chowdah, Lobstah); if you can pronounce the toun names Billerica, Worcester, Woburn and Haverhill correctly; you love the Red Sox; You Hate the Yankees with a burning passion; you say things like 'wickhed awesome' a lot; and you think Boston is the best City of the world and should still be the 'Hub' of the World.

Dude, Massachusetts is Awesome.

Author: Proud to be a Mass-Hole http://massachusetts.urbanup.com/4030654
20. (Massachusetts) (90↑, 120↓)
A place where a man's shit-filled rectum and gaping asshole are the legal equivalent of a uterus and vagina.

One man says: "I say there sir, is your wife pregnant?" The man from Massachusetts replies: "No, he's just constipated..."

21. (Massachusetts) (3↑, 38↓)
The act of taking a womans vaginal juices (untainted by other forms of sexual release) and freezing it in i popsicle container. This popsicle should most likely be used for sex but can be used for anything.

Before i had sex with her i made a Massachusetts for later that night.

22. (Massachusetts) (14↑, 49↓)
A liberal bastion of 6.5 million people in the New England region of the northeast United States. Boston is the capital and largest city, and is a major cultural and educational center. Massachusetts is known for liberalism, high taxes, the Kennedys, the Berhsire Mountains and cold winters.

Massachusetts is a nice place to visit, especially in the fall, but I wouldnt want to live there.

23. (Massachusetts) (77↑, 132↓)
Located smack dab in the middle of New England, Massachusetts is quite a state. Home to many a sports team, including the Boston 'it'll be a long time before than happens again' Red Sox, The New England 'really just massachusetts/ stolen from connecticut' Patriots, the Boston 'who cares' Celtics, and the Boston Bruins, it is also home to many respected institutions of higher learning, including Harvard, MIT, Wellesley, and 80 gazillion UMasses, as well as being the home state of everyone's favorite cursed and dysfuntional family, the Kennedys, who pretty much own the state. Massachusetts residents, also known as [Massholes], are seemingly inept at driving and wreak havoc on the New England roadways. They are proud of the fact that they have a higher tax bracket than Sweden, affectionately referring to their state as [taxachusetts]. Home to Boston, Cape Cod, Nantucket, and Martha's Vineyard, and soon Rhode Island, Massachusetts has a wonderful coast that is invaded by Connecticut and New York residents every weekend in the summer. Not everyone from Massachusetts has the infamous, often mocked accent. it is usually found only in Boston, Thank God, because it's [wicked] obnoxious, as are all [massholes].

boston resident: "why dawn't you..ah...drink from tha bubblah befoah we go see the sawx? it's wicked hawt out heah."

24. (massachusetts) (52↑, 143↓)
A state that is south of New Hampshire.

I'm from Massachusettes\!

25. (massachusetts) (31↑, 125↓)
The hands-down most difficult state name to pronounce/spell. Looks very odd in conjunction with other state words such as "Texas", "Utah", "New Jersey", and "Kansas".

Texas, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Utah, and Kansas are the master plans of old people to confound and confuse small children.

26. (massachusetts) (80↑, 181↓)
A state located in the northeast section of the country that is entirely populated by assholes, is stricken with horrible weather year round, and has the worst drivers and roads in the entire country; but you still would rather live there than anwywhere else in the world.

Thank god I live in massachusetts and not one of those crappy states.

27. (Massachusetts) (44↑, 152↓)
Also known as "Taxachusetts," this state is the official effete snob state of [New England]. Official pastimes of this state include; Red Sox baseball, Patriots football, paying high taxes, daily brushes of death on the highway (esp. Rt. 128), and paying more taxes. According to 2000 Census records, Massachusetts was the only state in the union to lose population. Massachusetts has two main redeeming qualities. The first is it's proximity to sale-tax-free [New Hampshire], which results in savings to residents of the North Shore. The second is the residency of Jeff Johnson, Urban Dictionary Laureate (see [Scale of Dinosaurs]).

Dick: Hello, I'm from Massachusetts. Jane: You poor bastard.

Author: Granite-State-Or-Bust http://massachusetts.urbanup.com/1308710
28. (massachusetts) (71↑, 181↓)
State where people cannot elect decent senators

Ted Kennedy and John Kerry...oy vey these people have to get rid of the liberalism\!\!\!\!\!

29. (Massachusetts) (22↑, 134↓)
Also known as Massatwoshits to out of staters and local youth, who are in turn called Massholes. Generally white middle class Democrats live here, but also home to some liberals. One of the only states where gay marriage is legalized, of course you must stay in Mass if you would like to stay married. Corruption of youth and government is high, but at least we have some good schools, like Harvard, which we can hold over everyone else and be like "Yeah, bitches, we're taking ALL your money\!" Also has dunkin donuts and other places where people who can't walk a quarter mile can get really really fat. Then there's Boston, which would be cool if New York didn't have New York City, so Boston inevitably sucks, but we still have red sox and patriots and other teams, whose fans are pshyco, but have LOTS of spirit, so don't mess with them. Good place for drinking and meeting random people.

"Stupid Massatwoshits Massholes think they're so great cause Massachusetts is full of lameass Suburbs and shit\!"

30. (massachusetts) (38↑, 161↓)
The state simply known as MA or MASS due to an impressive and consistant illiteracy rate among truck drivers, postal workers and tax collectors, who are the only people who care it exists.

This is my friend Jim, he's from Boston.

31. (massachusetts) (17↑, 157↓)
complete shithole. Nothing to do except go to Boston where you still have to endure the redsox fan who think they are so tight. Everyone here is cheap and think that having no money makes you better than everyone else. Go Yankees, go low taxes, screw gay marriage, fuck mass.

man we are betts than everyone else because we from massachusetts

32. (massachusetts) (58↑, 318↓)
a state in new england, directly north of conneticut and rhode island. the people in this state think that because they can afford $600 handbags paid for by dear ol mummy and daddy's credit card,and because their dear red sox finally won a world series after 86 YEARS OF CHOKING, that automatically makes them superior to the rest of the united states. in conversation, people in massachusetts most commonly will talk about their favorite subject- how "wicked bad" the 26-time world series champion yankees are. they will never own up to the fact that they are very jealous of the yankees. many massachusetts people are narrow-minded twits who won't listen to any critism of any kind, especially regarding sports. they might be too busy cheering, "YANKEES SUCK"-at a basketball game very unrelated to baseball- to hear you.

see also- [loser] [pathetic] [obnoxious] [crap] [whiner]

Author: don't start with me http://massachusetts.urbanup.com/1000465
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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